70 YR OLD INSERTS FORK INTO HIS URETHRA

I just read of a shocking story I think I should share this with ZanB readers. It is no news that people do things for sexual gratification, but the extend at which we go these days is alarming.
Here is the case of a 70 year old man who inserted a 4-inch fork into his urethra to satisfy himself sexually, what was he thinking of the harm involved? I wonder if it ever occur to him that once that fork gets in, it cannot come out or did he think that the fork was smooth all through and could come out easily. He complained of a bleeding urethra and got medical attention. Fortunately, the fork was removed successfully using forceps and copious lubrication. Read the full report here, Viewers discretion advised: http://download.journals.elsevierhealth.com/pdfs/journals/2210-2612/PIIS2210261213002320.pdf

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